I Want it, But There's Not Enough Time to Make it

I want ribbon wands waved

and eco confetti thrown

as we pass under the last set of swords.

But there's not enough time for me to make ribbon wands without the risk of meltdown, so I think I may out-source to etsy. At this point the decision of how many wands to buy is nearly incapacitating. Someone needs to go for a run, or take a nap, or have a tranquilizer.